{actor} A couple planned to celebrate their 50th anniversary with their adult children. All agreed to dinner on sunday. When the oldest son arrived he said " I rushed in from L.A. but did'nt have time to shop for a gift. The father said we're just glad to see you." When the daughter arrived she said " I came in between depositions and I don't...{actor} A couple planned to celebrate their 50th anniversary with their adult children. All agreed to dinner on sunday. When the oldest son arrived he said " I rushed in from L.A. but did'nt have time to shop for a gift. The father said we're just glad to see you." When the daughter arrived she said " I came in between depositions and I don't have gift for you. The dad said "no matter. Just delighted your here. After that the youngest son came and said " I left the stock exchange friday and flew in. I dont have a present, alright?" The father said"Fine, happy to see you." After dessert the father said " I have something to tell you all. Your mother and I had nothing when we met. We used what we had to raise you,work 3 jobs to put you through college but we never had time to get married." The three exclaimed" You mean we're bastards??" "Yes, The father said. and cheap ones." Show more